Ha ha, I thought this might happen the moment someone asked for Lance. XD Unfortunately, I don’t think anyone’s quite where you’re hoping for yet, anon. Give me another 100k words.

Ironically (because it probably perfectly matches the feeling of being let down here), this is the only sentence with the word “crush” in it:

Keith
glared at Dulsara in silence, desperately trying to rearrange his face into
something close to Shiro’s crushing You Have Disappointed Me glower.