Where is the BNHA fic in which, following the loss of All For One, Shigaraki Tomura is determined to raise the morale and camaraderie of his League of Villains… A feat that would be a lot easier if his only frame of reference for remotely healthy human interaction wasn’t, you know, those crappy dating sims Kurogiri kept encouraging him to play for the “social benefits.”

The entire fic is Tomura weighing increasingly ridiculous dialogue options, going on incredibly uncomfortable outings, online shopping for a series of ever more bizarre and ill-suited presents, and awkwardly threatening nudging his allies to confess their tragic backstories in order to reach max on the “LOV meter.”

Also known as: Shigaraki Tomura accidentally dates everyone in his organization, but it turns out the League is full of exactly the type of sad, lonely saps who need some maudlin visual novel experiences in their lives.

It’s all very diabetes-inducing. The number of incidental murders exceeds what can be counted on one’s fingers. Twice is obviously best girl.

(Look y’all, I don’t even normally read crack fics, but the complete lack of dating sim parodies starring everyone’s favorite antisocial crust prince of the underworld is a gaping void of missed opportunity in this fandom and I can’t abide by such nerd erasure!)