Job Interviewer: Have you ever had a responsible job? Me: Yes, I'm a white mage. I never let my party members die when I heal.
me: otp? wha-- no, of course not! me: *spends all day in the tag* me: *reblogs all fanservice* me: *reads 50 fanfics per day* me: *101 story plots* me: nah, pff, just some crackshipping
Aberra Leone: eorzean strip club where the stripper slowly converts all his gear into materia
jackalarcana:ray-winters-sings:ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MA RAIINNBOWWWW. CAN’T STICK AROUNNND HAVE TO KEEEP MOVIN ONN. JUST WHAT LIES AHEAD ONLY ONNEEE WAYYY TO FIIIIIND OUUUUUTTT.*LOUD SCRAPING NOISE* *JARRING CRUNCH OF DESTROYED AUTOMOBILES THROWN INTO THE AIR BY A GODDAMN HEDGEHOG* *FRUSTRATED CONTROLLER THROW AS YOU MISS THE …
kinxsonic: kingdom hearts doodles by heartlesskii
After working up the energy to talk to someone I haven’t seen/heard from in a long time: Oh my god that was great I love talking to people how did I ever go for so long without speaking to this person why am I such a loserRealizing I’m now expected to continue the contact consistently: …
segomyeggo: So we get these little coupon magazines mailed to us monthly, they’re really handy. But SO very Utahn.I couldn’t make this up if I tried. Oh Utah. Stuff like this consistently convinces me there’s no more hilarious better place to be living. (Also, Cedar’s version of this is even more adorably quaint.)
ultrafunnypictures: This is the moment I knew that I had finally made it.
thequeenelf:hotbabespaghetti:This is probably the cutest I am going to invest in one of these. So cute.
Rawr! Bird! 