I wish “positivity wiki” was a thing. You just make private pages for everyone you like and write nothing but suffuse glowing praise for them to read every day they feel down.
Tag: IRL stuff
me: *complains to family about crappy work clients*family: Why are you even doing this job? You are not a people person at all.me: *affronted* Hey, I am totally a people person. I am just not a stupid people person.
heart:have you ever been in the mood where something small bothered you and then you suddenly just didn’t want to talk to anybody at all
This was just mildly funny this morning but after the events of today, it now perfectly describes my current situation. Student wrote an incredibly biased and incredibly off-topic paper and then in our public tutoring feedback forum wrote that my gentle comments pointing out her bias were unprofessional and “extremely offensive.” Mmkay.
karpetshark: i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me
Woke up, got in a fight with an extremely condescending Animal Control officer who won’t do anything about my neighbor neglecting his dog, checked my work email to find that all five of my meetings today did not follow our policies and now I have to do extra work, tension headache, and now sick to …
After working up the energy to talk to someone I haven’t seen/heard from in a long time: Oh my god that was great I love talking to people how did I ever go for so long without speaking to this person why am I such a loserRealizing I’m now expected to continue the contact consistently: …
segomyeggo: So we get these little coupon magazines mailed to us monthly, they’re really handy. But SO very Utahn.I couldn’t make this up if I tried. Oh Utah. Stuff like this consistently convinces me there’s no more hilarious better place to be living. (Also, Cedar’s version of this is even more adorably quaint.)
Rawr! Bird! 